Sometimes

Lately every time I have to listen to or watch an annoying advertisement I tell them to "shut the fuck up". It doesn't make people stop trying to sell me stuff, but it makes me feel just a bit better. As of now I mostly say it in my head but some day I might snap and then I will say it out loud, in public. Probably I will be on an airplane at the time and I will get kicked off, The last flight I was on I had to hang my hang my coat over the seat in front of me so that I didn't have to watch the pre-take off advertising. Which like the safety announcements can not be turned off. SHUT THE F UP. please. I guess that is why we all travel with headphones and earplugs. I refuse to be a captive audience.

I have got my defense mechanisms but they are are going to get me anyway someday, because I can't figure out how to stop the deluge of junk mail from coming to my front door. You will find me dead someday suffocated under a pile of credit card offers and cataloges targeted at the middle aged woman. Show up at my mail box and there will be a mound of oblong envelopes with nothing to say and all you will see of me will be an upraised finger. STFU. I don't want your stuff. thanks.